10 Biggest mistakes George W. Bush made

1. He became the president of America
2. He started the war with Irak.
3. He didn't stopped the war with Iran.
4. He thinks he speaks english.
5. He was born in America.
6. He doesn't know how to lie.
7. He smiles to often.
8. He knows Tony Blair.
9. He haven't found Osama Bin Laden.
10. He hates us.

How a False Euro looks like

You don't have the sense of humor? Few people have. Enjoy the truth about this picture.

The broomstick of the 21st Century [Funny Pic]

This picture was taken from this site and it is said that it was a contest during that week in which who succeeds to invent the most extravagant machine, he will won the hand of the most beautiful girl in the village. You will see in the image the machine that won the contest and if you look closer, you will see that there is a man in front of the machine - he is the father of that girl and he is running for his life, because the winner of the contest and the girl lost the control of that machine and they are running after her father.
If you want to know what happened in the end, you will be glad to find out that he got away, but the girl lost a hand and the winner lost a shoe. And they lived happily ever after.

Here is the original picture

It won't grow if you stare! [Pic]

"The majority of men who have penis enlargement end up dissatisfied with the results, a study says." So, you better find few girls and make them look at your penis, because the study also says that if somebody (from the opposite sex)stares at your penis, it will grow.
Also, you can read my words from the top of the page and you will believe me.
WTF?!

What you need to hide a car!

So, to hide a car you need 10 men and a truck: 9 men will push the car into the truck and the 10th man will stay in the car to move the wheels. Don't believe everything you read and put a smile upon your face!

How to park your bike!

If you got no place to park your bike, we've got ideas. Come to us and we'll show you an infinity of places where you can park. Call us and you won't regret it. Everybody needs a place to park!

Bad inspiration - Matrimonial announcement [Pic]

The girl in the image was trying to find a husband but didn't want anyone to see her face. You can see in the picture how stupid she is. What's more funny is the fact that she never saw the image and all the boys that called her were making funny jokes about her stupidity. Well, she has blond hair.

The best funny compilation

Those people are really stupid. It hurts me when I watch this movie, but still, it entertains me.

How did Wentworth Miller, the main character in 'Prison Break', lost his virginity

In his last interview to BBC, Wentworth Miller talked about his first sex experience but also about his role in Prison Break. When he was asked how is his love life now, after filming the last season of the movie, Wentworth replied that he doesn't remember anymore but he is sure that it is not better than before this movie. Why? Because when he is having sex he only thinks at Sucre. Everybody believed that he was joking but he wasn't smiling. Asked about his first sex experience he said it was with a girl who leaved him after that night because he slapped her after seeing this in movies.
The interview ended very fast because an helicopter came and took Wentworth to an island full of women that wanted autographs from him.
I feel sorry for him.

TOP 5 Sex Scenes in Cartoon Movies

TOP 5 Sex Scenes in Cartoon Movies:

1. Beauty and the Beast- the Scene between Lumiere and the Broomstick
2. Lady and the tramp - the "Spaghetti kiss" Scene
3. The Aristocats - the Scene with the Woman and her Lawyer
4. Cinderella - the Scene between her Step Sisters
5. 101 Dalmatians - the Scene with Cruella's car and the bridge.

Rambo IV - Interdicted in Somalia

Somalian prime minister, Roach Cock had just announced that the movie "Rambo IV" will be from now on interdicted in his country, Somalia. He explain this measure in his interview to the local radio "Rey Deeo Station":
- "My nephew played in this movie and the director decided to kill his character after his first scene and that's not the only thing that made me mad. He also decided that my son character will dye after he will be slapped by a women. And I couldn't resist anymore. So, from now on, anyone who watches Rambo in his house, in Somalia, will not receive bread anymore, and this will be my revenge."

Nicolas Cage decides to become a Ku Klux Klan member

After the end of the movie "City of Angels", the actor Nicolas Cage decided to join the army of KKK. The reason that made him do this is because his partner scared him during a scene and he couldn't play anymore that day. Because of that scary day, Nicolas Cage lost 2 million dollars, his wife left him, his car exploded and his house turn blue (it was green before). So he decided to become a KKK member and he is going to write a book about that day that made him change his religion.
Scary.


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Graffiti made by MC Hammer killed a Japanese girl

That's wright. This was made in Japan in 1992 and he wrote it for a beautiful Japanese girl who asked him for money. He then told her that he will write something for her and after that, she can sell that thing he will write on it. But there was a little problem: after he left, the girl wanted to sell that sign MC Hammer wrote on, but she was arrested and sentenced to death. Poor girl.

Rare Middle-Class Tomb Found From Ancient Egypt

"Archaeologists have unsealed the intact burial chamber of an ancient Egyptian official, providing a rare glimpse into the burial customs of the Old Kingdom's middle class. Recently a Czech team open the tomb's burial chamber, a tiny room about 33 feet (10 meters) below ground packed with offerings and personal effects that had remained undisturbed for nearly 4,500 years."

The middle-class tomb was found under a few bushes of marijuana, in the big desert of Sahara and the founders were stoned after they fired the bushes and that's why they stood there over 24 hours, just laughing. The incident was filmed from the satellite but the one who filmed it requested 22 million dollars for it.
Screw him!

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Why are fat girls considered sexy?

You see them in paintings (and they are loved by painters), you will find them in different types of movies where they are the main character, you will also find different sites about fat girls and many singers dedicates them songs. Why? What is sexy about them?
I love them too, but I don't explain myself why. I'm looking for answers.
Sure

Kurt Cobain's guitar found

Kurt Cobain's guitar was found dead - drowned in a river. The founder admitted that he saw when it was murdered but he said he doesn't know the person who did that. The police report say that the colour of the guitar was different because of the blood. It was a very big reward for Kurt Cobain's guitar but now no one will take it. Inside the guitar was found a letter with the words:

"This is not a form of suicide"

Scary

New joke 9/11

A man was standing and looking at the buildings in Bulgary. Suddenly, on the sky, an aeroplane was flying and crushed the building, and the driver of the aeroplane hit the ground. After this incident, the man said:
'Stupid country, stupid terrorist attack!'

Big Dinosaurs Had "Teen Sex" - National Geographic

"Big dinosaurs, like humans, reached sexual maturity during the messy growth spurts of adolescence, according to a new study.
The reproductive strategy of dinosaurs was unlike that of their reptilian ancestors or their bird descendants, the study concludes."

The source

And that's the reason why they died so early.

Why do Scottish people laugh when it's lightening?

Why do Scottish people laugh when it's lightening? Because they think somebody is taking a picture of them.

Joke about the Internet

"The internet is the only place in the world where men are men, women are men and cute little girls are federal agents."

Dracula is coming to town!

In my journey through Transylvania I found out that Dracula is in fact the grand-grand-grand father of Tom Cruise. And the fact that he had never played the role of Dracula (even if he was asked to) is because he believes that his grand-grand-grand father was not a real person (vampire) even if he had drank blood. He also found out that the medallion that his grand-mother offered him, was the medallion of Dracula and in every evening with full moon, if he will wear the medallion, he will became a vampire. That's not all. Tom Cruise also knows that he has thousands of relatives because Dracula had 7 wives and 21 kids.

I'm glad some women can't have children!

Why? Because otherwise the kids in orphanages will not have parents. I respect those couples who make this big step and help those kids but also help themselves. I was thinking that God took the gift of giving birth to some women for them to chose to raise a kid without a family. I believe that those women are blessed with this gift and they are born to help that children not to live without parents.
Just think about it.
In the same time, those families who abandoned their children have an important part in this movie of life. I don't really understand them and I have no respect for them but like God said: we all have a place in his Garden.
It is also important to give birth but to offer a new life to every child, to offer parents, family.

The best joke ever been told!

I want to die like my grandfather, while I'm sleeping. Not scared and frightened like his passengers.

This is real art - Spray paint!

How many hours does it take to learn how to paint this?
You will see in this movie a guy who paints with spray. Maybe you have seen this before, but this is special. Why? Because he paints the road to the house of Cinderella , and that road begins in that river. It's true!

Michael Jackson is now black again!

"The most loved artist of all times, Michael Jackson suffered his last skin intervention after falling into a lake of ink. The pop star tells us: "I love you kids, I love you all!" This was his words after he decided to become black again. He also said that it is time for him to become a rap legend, because he had enough of this pop scene. After signing a contract with Dr Dre and Lil Bow Wow, he bought a gun and 23 kilos of gold.

His mother refused to believe this bullshit and called me to make him change his mind, but I wasn't in town at that time so Michael is now writing rap lyrics. This is an example of rhymes that Michael wrote:

"I'm Mike (Mike), I don' pee pee
I'm like (like) a bee bee bee
I am tough, I'm not fluffy
All you kids call me Mickey"

Jackie Chan broke his legs during a movie scene!

"While filming the last part of the movie "Rush Hour IV, V and VI", Jackie broke his legs while trying to eat an ice cream. When he was going to lick his ice-cream, the director of the movie tried to spit on it and than, Jackie dropped his ice-cream on the floor. When he raised his leg in an attempt of a "round house kick", Jackie slipped on it and broke his legs. Since that accident, the director of the movie was changed and the name of the movie will no longer be "Rush Hour" but "Rush Ice-Cream"."

Oh my God!

Fun pic - Caught by the Bear!

That women in the picture is the wife of a Russian senator and that bear is in fact her bodyguard. The picture was taken by her youngest son, while he was looking for his mother in the forest, to see if she got him flowers. You will easily see in the picture that her bodyguard, the bear, hasn't seen many asses until then.

First cell phone without screen!

His concept was born at the end of the year 2005 and until now no one knew this could be possible so early. So, after almost 3 years, here it is: The cell phone without screen. It was made for those who are obsessed with games. It was made for them not to play anymore. So, from now on you won't see who you're calling and you can't command who you want to call. It is all a guess. Of course that nobody will buy it, but that's not a problem. We must celebrate for having the first cell phone without screen. Yeah

Remember Bon Jovi? He was change at birth.

He was a real idol. I was just curious if you remember him.


Serious now: how many of you knows that Bon Jovi was at first a girl and than become a boy? None, I suppose. When he was born, his parents got at his birth a girl instead of him and they raise that girl for almost one month until the doctors discovered that was an exchange between kids. That's very weird, because when Jon Bon Jovi was born, doctors told his parents: "Congratulation, you have a son!" but they didn't wondered for almost a month what happened.

10 Advices for you to Live Long

1. Don't become an alcoholic
2. Don't do drugs
3. Don't eat glass
4. Don't cross the street naked
5. Don't swim near sharks
6. Don't play with guns
7. Don't go to Irak
8. Don't try to learn how to fly
9. Don't try to run on water
10. Eat at least once a day

Garbage war in Italy - President stands up for the people

The Italian Government was strictly screwed after deciding to declare Napoli the home of the garbage. After the incidents that took place in the city, with the people who are against transforming their town into a big mountain of shit, the president of Italy said that he is welling to put all that garbage inside his house and he is going to sleep on top of it if there will be more incidents like that. Berlusconi said that he will sell the city of Napoly to Irak for them to transform it into a war camp.
Very strange news. Oh well, I don't believe it.

Drawing with Sand - Real Art

You can discover art in everything. Look at this amazing artist who's drawing difficult things using just sand. The film is not all, but I saw it and I can tell you that at the beginning she draws the winner of this year US election. I can't tell you who is he, but he has no beard. I heard that the artist in this clip is the nice of the next president of America. You must now guess who.

I've never seen such a sexy ass!!!

I found it on the internet - don't remember where, but they say it is the ass of Hilary Clinton - before she was marrying Bill Clinton. And when the picture was taken she was preparing to go to an A&A meeting. Thank God she quit drinking.

How to draw a car in MS. Paint - the truth - by Bill Gates

I don't know if you saw this, because I don't know you all, but if you haven't, you gotta watch it. This is amazing. Over 3 million people saw this clip but nobody knows that the one who is drawing that car is Bill Gates. And he draw it while he was standing in his hands and moved the mouse with his left foot. Amazing

Best animated short film ever!!! By PIXAR - starring the manager of Spice Girls

This is a very nice short film, made by the people from Pixar. The fact that nobody knows is that the old man from this video is the manager of Spice Girls. He wanted to play in this movie because he has no teeth and that was his last wish before becoming a street thug.
Nice film though.