There's a new girl in town

... wearing almost nothing. Is this the new style? Do you girls really wear this strings? Bitches...

Perfect parking

The driver of this bus won an award after this perfect parking. See for yourself what happened:

How a False Euro looks like

You don't have the sense of humor? Few people have. Enjoy the truth about this picture.

The broomstick of the 21st Century [Funny Pic]

This picture was taken from this site and it is said that it was a contest during that week in which who succeeds to invent the most extravagant machine, he will won the hand of the most beautiful girl in the village. You will see in the image the machine that won the contest and if you look closer, you will see that there is a man in front of the machine - he is the father of that girl and he is running for his life, because the winner of the contest and the girl lost the control of that machine and they are running after her father.
If you want to know what happened in the end, you will be glad to find out that he got away, but the girl lost a hand and the winner lost a shoe. And they lived happily ever after.

Here is the original picture

Rambo IV - Interdicted in Somalia

Somalian prime minister, Roach Cock had just announced that the movie "Rambo IV" will be from now on interdicted in his country, Somalia. He explain this measure in his interview to the local radio "Rey Deeo Station":
- "My nephew played in this movie and the director decided to kill his character after his first scene and that's not the only thing that made me mad. He also decided that my son character will dye after he will be slapped by a women. And I couldn't resist anymore. So, from now on, anyone who watches Rambo in his house, in Somalia, will not receive bread anymore, and this will be my revenge."

Nicolas Cage decides to become a Ku Klux Klan member

After the end of the movie "City of Angels", the actor Nicolas Cage decided to join the army of KKK. The reason that made him do this is because his partner scared him during a scene and he couldn't play anymore that day. Because of that scary day, Nicolas Cage lost 2 million dollars, his wife left him, his car exploded and his house turn blue (it was green before). So he decided to become a KKK member and he is going to write a book about that day that made him change his religion.
Scary.


The Source of the photo

Graffiti made by MC Hammer killed a Japanese girl

That's wright. This was made in Japan in 1992 and he wrote it for a beautiful Japanese girl who asked him for money. He then told her that he will write something for her and after that, she can sell that thing he will write on it. But there was a little problem: after he left, the girl wanted to sell that sign MC Hammer wrote on, but she was arrested and sentenced to death. Poor girl.

Why are fat girls considered sexy?

You see them in paintings (and they are loved by painters), you will find them in different types of movies where they are the main character, you will also find different sites about fat girls and many singers dedicates them songs. Why? What is sexy about them?
I love them too, but I don't explain myself why. I'm looking for answers.
Sure

Kurt Cobain's guitar found

Kurt Cobain's guitar was found dead - drowned in a river. The founder admitted that he saw when it was murdered but he said he doesn't know the person who did that. The police report say that the colour of the guitar was different because of the blood. It was a very big reward for Kurt Cobain's guitar but now no one will take it. Inside the guitar was found a letter with the words:

"This is not a form of suicide"

Scary

How to draw a car in MS. Paint - the truth - by Bill Gates

I don't know if you saw this, because I don't know you all, but if you haven't, you gotta watch it. This is amazing. Over 3 million people saw this clip but nobody knows that the one who is drawing that car is Bill Gates. And he draw it while he was standing in his hands and moved the mouse with his left foot. Amazing

Amazing Winter Picture

The most amazing thing at this picture is not the view. If you look closer, very closer, you will see that that man's shadow has no head. You will say that it has a head but it doesn't appear in the picture, and you're right. But still, it has no head.

Amazing!

An animal half-human found in Africa!!!

The news say that the animal found in Baicoi (a little country in Africa) has the tale of a horse, the eyes of a crocodile and the nose of a human being. They also sayd that the animal was so scared that they forget to took a picture of him. He was caught and brought to Egypt where he will be sent to work in a mine.

Scarry stuff! I don't believe it.

SAY NO TO CAT JACKET/COAT

Can we resist much longer? How much time we must wait until our words can be listened??? Why cats? I believe that all of us who are against cats, who are allergic to cats, must do something about that. I heard something about a meeting that is kept in Washington this winter, where all of those who hate cats can talk about their problems. And everybody should come at the meeting with a tail of a cat.

Anyway, don't do that. Don't go there.
I'm just telling you to say no to cat jacket/coat. That's all.

Why dogs don't eat grass?!

Because animals can become addicted to grass. A recent study shows that most pets don't eat grass and the animals prefere meat in stead of it because dogs feel that it will be too expensive for the owner.
So, what if your dog tells you one day he wants to go to an A&A meeting?!