First cell phone without screen!

His concept was born at the end of the year 2005 and until now no one knew this could be possible so early. So, after almost 3 years, here it is: The cell phone without screen. It was made for those who are obsessed with games. It was made for them not to play anymore. So, from now on you won't see who you're calling and you can't command who you want to call. It is all a guess. Of course that nobody will buy it, but that's not a problem. We must celebrate for having the first cell phone without screen. Yeah

Machine that will think for stupid people

That's the newest discovery that man made. It's a machine that will think for stupid people. So, if you are stupid, everybody hates you because you make stupid jokes or make fun of people in a bad way and they don't like you, you can change all that. This machine can transform you into a smart man, and everybody will love you after you use it.
It only costs... a lot