Amazing Winter Picture

The most amazing thing at this picture is not the view. If you look closer, very closer, you will see that that man's shadow has no head. You will say that it has a head but it doesn't appear in the picture, and you're right. But still, it has no head.

Amazing!

Sun Eclipse in 2010

"It is now a fact that in 2010 will be a sun eclipse (the one that has been in 2000) that it will be seen from everywhere around the world (at TV). It's about a new video tape, a documentary about that Eclipse. The specialists sayd that if you have problems with your eyes, you must not look at the sun when it will disappear because you won't be enable to see it."
That's a fact.

Hungarian Police dancing in the street

LOL Their boss told them to dance in the middle of the street, otherwise he will put them in jail. The other two cops which does not appear in the clip, are in the left and the right of the image, stopping people who wanna pass through

The most incredible laugh of a baby!

It brings joy now when the Christmas is getting closer. An old story (older than the kid in the movie) says that if you watch a baby laughing with three days before Christmas, you will digg my stories. The real ones.
Happy Christmas!

Funniest Scene in a Movie Ever

My Cousin Vinny court scene. The funniest ever.

Earn money just for clicking my link!!!

I know you don't believe it because I didn't either, until I found out the truth: if you are an AdSense client, like me, and you click my link, after this post, Google will give you ... nothing. That's exactly what my friend told me, and I didn't believe it. And I was right.

I just wanted you to know how I felt.
Smile, you're on candid camera!

The Grave of Snow White was found

"It is almost a century since Snow White past away and until yesterday nobody was enable to find her grave. The one who found it will always be remembered as 'the one who found the most loved and white Grave'. His name is Chuck and he was born in a little town named "Dwarfs" and after the discovery he told a local newspaper that his grand-grand father was a prince."

That's a real discovery. A wish I was him. Anyway, she is still alive in my mind.

An animal half-human found in Africa!!!

The news say that the animal found in Baicoi (a little country in Africa) has the tale of a horse, the eyes of a crocodile and the nose of a human being. They also sayd that the animal was so scared that they forget to took a picture of him. He was caught and brought to Egypt where he will be sent to work in a mine.

Scarry stuff! I don't believe it.

Today it's "Scary Day"

Don't forget to scare somebody! Think at a friend, a work mate who is not that tall, so he can't beat you, and scare him! You can do it on your boss too, but most of you don't want to do that if you love your job. Anyway, don't be afraid and scare people!!!

It's SCARY DAY!!!

SAY NO TO CAT JACKET/COAT

Can we resist much longer? How much time we must wait until our words can be listened??? Why cats? I believe that all of us who are against cats, who are allergic to cats, must do something about that. I heard something about a meeting that is kept in Washington this winter, where all of those who hate cats can talk about their problems. And everybody should come at the meeting with a tail of a cat.

Anyway, don't do that. Don't go there.
I'm just telling you to say no to cat jacket/coat. That's all.

Why do you say "Really"

It's because you are afraid that nobody trust you? Do you "really" think everybody is like me? No, they are not. They all talk about serious things, they hate humor. You better say "really" in your posts from now on because I'm not the only one who makes jokes about the real life.
Smile people! Life's good.

Found new pyramids in Egypt

It was just found the newest pyramid, which is located exactly in the center of the Sahara Desert, on an island that was never discovered until now. It seems that the Desert is bigger enough to hide more and more pyramids. And a new thing about this pyramid is the fact that it is not looking at the sky because it was build under the Earth.

You don't know what to believe anymore.
I think this kind of stories will never end. In fact I'm sure.

Fishing Interdicted

That's what I've just read and I don't understand why. The article says something like that: "Fishing interdicted everywhere in the world because we must not eat fish anymore. We have to use it to obtain medicine! That's why from now on, only a few companies around the world will have the permission to obtain fish from the oceans.

Fishes are disappearing! You'll have to resist and not be attracted by that force who makes you fish.

Eminem singing at a wedding

This Saturday Eminem is waiting to perform at the house of a Russian magnate, at his wedding. Eminem will earn for his concert the unbelievable sum of 200 $. The wellknown rapper said he won't take any money from his Russian friend, but the bride insisted to give him 200 $ to buy grass for his pet (an 100 kilos bull terrier).
At the wedding is expected anyone who is willing to pay 10.000 $.
I'll wait you there.

Chuck Norris caught with drugs

When he was visiting his best friend at the Tennessee state prison, Chuck Norris was caught with 200 grams of heroin, trying to hide it under his beard. His friend said that the drugs wasn't for him and he has no idea what Chucky was going to do with that.
After the incident, the legendary Chuck Norris explained that he was just trying to see if the cops were smart enough to detect those drugs and he had no intention on doing something with that heroin.
Anyway, if you love Chuck Norris, let him to the dirty work, and don't do drugs!

Why dogs don't eat grass?!

Because animals can become addicted to grass. A recent study shows that most pets don't eat grass and the animals prefere meat in stead of it because dogs feel that it will be too expensive for the owner.
So, what if your dog tells you one day he wants to go to an A&A meeting?!

David Beckham - Porno Star

English soccer player David Beckham announced that in the past he was a porno star, but once he fell in love with his wife, he stoped filming sex scenes for money. Also he declared that the reason why he is telling this now is because he became catholic and he learned that he will be forgived if he says the truth.
That's what I'm talking about. Telling the truth.

21'st of December Declared "Scary Day"

An american company (the name is kept secret) declared the 21'st of december "The Scary Day" when everybody should/must scare somebody. The news sounds something like that: "If you are at work, on the street, in your home, scare somebody! That way they will know it's Scary Day!"
It's a very big chance that you will be beaten by that person, but you have to take your shot. Otherwise, if everybody is afraid, like you, we won't have a Scary Day.

Good Luck! Hope you will be scared.

George Bush's newest discovery - my blog

My blog doesn't tell the truth. I just got called by a man who called himself something like a "minister" and told me not to lie anymore. WTF. He said he is calling in behalf of George Bush who directly asked me to close the blog. Why so much hate for my blog? You don't like to imagine things? Don't like to laugh?
I'm crying now but I won't close my blog. You wanna know why?! Because i love it.

Machine that will think for stupid people

That's the newest discovery that man made. It's a machine that will think for stupid people. So, if you are stupid, everybody hates you because you make stupid jokes or make fun of people in a bad way and they don't like you, you can change all that. This machine can transform you into a smart man, and everybody will love you after you use it.
It only costs... a lot

Britney Spears' little sister (Jamie Lynn Spears) is NOT pregnant

"Zoey 101" star and sister of Britney Spears, tells OK! magazine that she's pregnant and that the father is her longtime boyfriend, Casey Aldridge. "It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected," she says. "I was in complete and total shock and so was he."

That's what i read, but it's not true. The truth is that Jamie Lynn Spears is in love with her best friend, Preag Nunt (a french girl who lives with Jamie) and when she was asked who is her boyfriend now, after Casey left her, she answered: "I'm with Preag Nunt" and there's the confusion.

The Last words of Tupac Shakur

His mother just appeared at a local television in Tadjikistan and announced that she kept the secret until now because she was afraid. But now that she moved in another country she is ready to reveal Tupac Shakur's last words. On his dying bad, the best rapper in the world, looked at the sky and said: "What the fuck?!"
I know nobody expected that from him, but... that's horrible!

Cars will fly in 5 years or so

That's a fact. They will not have wings, but they will fly. They will be invisible too. Exactly. So, if you don't believe, you can't prove I'm wrong. You will have to show me that cars don't fly, but you will not see any cars in the sky, because they will be invisible. But they will fly.
Anyway, have you ever been in an airplane and thought you're driving a car? That's what I'm talking about.

Two naked man found in Jeff Dunham's house

Jeff Dunham, a well known ventriloquist seems to have girl problems. Why i think that? Because two naked man were filmed running out from his house. Everybody knows that he still loves his wife, because he says it all the time. But what if he is gay? (Not that I have something against them - read my blog title) He talks about "The Lotion", he drives a Toyota Prius, he talks about him being gay... i don't know what to believe anymore.
Now seriously, have you seen one of his shows? He rocks! I don't know how he came up with Bubba J and Peanut but they are the most comic actors I've ever seen.

About me...

Hy or not! My name is "False", I'm from Germany and I love to lie. Why? It makes me smile and makes my imagination fly. Don't like my blog, don't read it!
Bye or not!