New joke 9/11

A man was standing and looking at the buildings in Bulgary. Suddenly, on the sky, an aeroplane was flying and crushed the building, and the driver of the aeroplane hit the ground. After this incident, the man said:
'Stupid country, stupid terrorist attack!'

Why do Scottish people laugh when it's lightening?

Why do Scottish people laugh when it's lightening? Because they think somebody is taking a picture of them.

Joke about the Internet

"The internet is the only place in the world where men are men, women are men and cute little girls are federal agents."

The best joke ever been told!

I want to die like my grandfather, while I'm sleeping. Not scared and frightened like his passengers.