Michael Jackson is now black again!

"The most loved artist of all times, Michael Jackson suffered his last skin intervention after falling into a lake of ink. The pop star tells us: "I love you kids, I love you all!" This was his words after he decided to become black again. He also said that it is time for him to become a rap legend, because he had enough of this pop scene. After signing a contract with Dr Dre and Lil Bow Wow, he bought a gun and 23 kilos of gold.

His mother refused to believe this bullshit and called me to make him change his mind, but I wasn't in town at that time so Michael is now writing rap lyrics. This is an example of rhymes that Michael wrote:

"I'm Mike (Mike), I don' pee pee
I'm like (like) a bee bee bee
I am tough, I'm not fluffy
All you kids call me Mickey"

Sun Eclipse in 2010

"It is now a fact that in 2010 will be a sun eclipse (the one that has been in 2000) that it will be seen from everywhere around the world (at TV). It's about a new video tape, a documentary about that Eclipse. The specialists sayd that if you have problems with your eyes, you must not look at the sun when it will disappear because you won't be enable to see it."
That's a fact.

The Grave of Snow White was found

"It is almost a century since Snow White past away and until yesterday nobody was enable to find her grave. The one who found it will always be remembered as 'the one who found the most loved and white Grave'. His name is Chuck and he was born in a little town named "Dwarfs" and after the discovery he told a local newspaper that his grand-grand father was a prince."

That's a real discovery. A wish I was him. Anyway, she is still alive in my mind.

Found new pyramids in Egypt

It was just found the newest pyramid, which is located exactly in the center of the Sahara Desert, on an island that was never discovered until now. It seems that the Desert is bigger enough to hide more and more pyramids. And a new thing about this pyramid is the fact that it is not looking at the sky because it was build under the Earth.

You don't know what to believe anymore.
I think this kind of stories will never end. In fact I'm sure.

Britney Spears' little sister (Jamie Lynn Spears) is NOT pregnant

"Zoey 101" star and sister of Britney Spears, tells OK! magazine that she's pregnant and that the father is her longtime boyfriend, Casey Aldridge. "It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected," she says. "I was in complete and total shock and so was he."

That's what i read, but it's not true. The truth is that Jamie Lynn Spears is in love with her best friend, Preag Nunt (a french girl who lives with Jamie) and when she was asked who is her boyfriend now, after Casey left her, she answered: "I'm with Preag Nunt" and there's the confusion.

The Last words of Tupac Shakur

His mother just appeared at a local television in Tadjikistan and announced that she kept the secret until now because she was afraid. But now that she moved in another country she is ready to reveal Tupac Shakur's last words. On his dying bad, the best rapper in the world, looked at the sky and said: "What the fuck?!"
I know nobody expected that from him, but... that's horrible!