10 Advices for you to Live Long

1. Don't become an alcoholic
2. Don't do drugs
3. Don't eat glass
4. Don't cross the street naked
5. Don't swim near sharks
6. Don't play with guns
7. Don't go to Irak
8. Don't try to learn how to fly
9. Don't try to run on water
10. Eat at least once a day