Garbage war in Italy - President stands up for the people

The Italian Government was strictly screwed after deciding to declare Napoli the home of the garbage. After the incidents that took place in the city, with the people who are against transforming their town into a big mountain of shit, the president of Italy said that he is welling to put all that garbage inside his house and he is going to sleep on top of it if there will be more incidents like that. Berlusconi said that he will sell the city of Napoly to Irak for them to transform it into a war camp.
Very strange news. Oh well, I don't believe it.