Wednesday, February 20, 2008

10 Biggest mistakes George W. Bush made



1. He became the president of America
2. He started the war with Irak.
3. He didn't stopped the war with Iran.
4. He thinks he speaks english.
5. He was born in America.
6. He doesn't know how to lie.
7. He smiles to often.
8. He knows Tony Blair.
9. He haven't found Osama Bin Laden.
10. He hates us.

How a False Euro looks like




You don't have the sense of humor? Few people have. Enjoy the truth about this picture.

The broomstick of the 21st Century [Funny Pic]




This picture was taken from this site and it is said that it was a contest during that week in which who succeeds to invent the most extravagant machine, he will won the hand of the most beautiful girl in the village. You will see in the image the machine that won the contest and if you look closer, you will see that there is a man in front of the machine - he is the father of that girl and he is running for his life, because the winner of the contest and the girl lost the control of that machine and they are running after her father.
If you want to know what happened in the end, you will be glad to find out that he got away, but the girl lost a hand and the winner lost a shoe. And they lived happily ever after.

Here is the original picture

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

It won't grow if you stare! [Pic]




"The majority of men who have penis enlargement end up dissatisfied with the results, a study says." So, you better find few girls and make them look at your penis, because the study also says that if somebody (from the opposite sex)stares at your penis, it will grow.
Also, you can read my words from the top of the page and you will believe me.
WTF?!

Sunday, February 17, 2008

What you need to hide a car!




So, to hide a car you need 10 men and a truck: 9 men will push the car into the truck and the 10th man will stay in the car to move the wheels. Don't believe everything you read and put a smile upon your face!

Thursday, February 14, 2008

How to park your bike!




If you got no place to park your bike, we've got ideas. Come to us and we'll show you an infinity of places where you can park. Call us and you won't regret it. Everybody needs a place to park!

Bad inspiration - Matrimonial announcement [Pic]




The girl in the image was trying to find a husband but didn't want anyone to see her face. You can see in the picture how stupid she is. What's more funny is the fact that she never saw the image and all the boys that called her were making funny jokes about her stupidity. Well, she has blond hair.

Monday, February 11, 2008

The best funny compilation




Those people are really stupid. It hurts me when I watch this movie, but still, it entertains me.

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

How did Wentworth Miller, the main character in 'Prison Break', lost his virginity




In his last interview to BBC, Wentworth Miller talked about his first sex experience but also about his role in Prison Break. When he was asked how is his love life now, after filming the last season of the movie, Wentworth replied that he doesn't remember anymore but he is sure that it is not better than before this movie. Why? Because when he is having sex he only thinks at Sucre. Everybody believed that he was joking but he wasn't smiling. Asked about his first sex experience he said it was with a girl who leaved him after that night because he slapped her after seeing this in movies.
The interview ended very fast because an helicopter came and took Wentworth to an island full of women that wanted autographs from him.
I feel sorry for him.