TOP 5 Sex Scenes in Cartoon Movies

TOP 5 Sex Scenes in Cartoon Movies:

1. Beauty and the Beast- the Scene between Lumiere and the Broomstick
2. Lady and the tramp - the "Spaghetti kiss" Scene
3. The Aristocats - the Scene with the Woman and her Lawyer
4. Cinderella - the Scene between her Step Sisters
5. 101 Dalmatians - the Scene with Cruella's car and the bridge.

Rambo IV - Interdicted in Somalia

Somalian prime minister, Roach Cock had just announced that the movie "Rambo IV" will be from now on interdicted in his country, Somalia. He explain this measure in his interview to the local radio "Rey Deeo Station":
- "My nephew played in this movie and the director decided to kill his character after his first scene and that's not the only thing that made me mad. He also decided that my son character will dye after he will be slapped by a women. And I couldn't resist anymore. So, from now on, anyone who watches Rambo in his house, in Somalia, will not receive bread anymore, and this will be my revenge."

Nicolas Cage decides to become a Ku Klux Klan member

After the end of the movie "City of Angels", the actor Nicolas Cage decided to join the army of KKK. The reason that made him do this is because his partner scared him during a scene and he couldn't play anymore that day. Because of that scary day, Nicolas Cage lost 2 million dollars, his wife left him, his car exploded and his house turn blue (it was green before). So he decided to become a KKK member and he is going to write a book about that day that made him change his religion.
Scary.


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Graffiti made by MC Hammer killed a Japanese girl

That's wright. This was made in Japan in 1992 and he wrote it for a beautiful Japanese girl who asked him for money. He then told her that he will write something for her and after that, she can sell that thing he will write on it. But there was a little problem: after he left, the girl wanted to sell that sign MC Hammer wrote on, but she was arrested and sentenced to death. Poor girl.

Rare Middle-Class Tomb Found From Ancient Egypt

"Archaeologists have unsealed the intact burial chamber of an ancient Egyptian official, providing a rare glimpse into the burial customs of the Old Kingdom's middle class. Recently a Czech team open the tomb's burial chamber, a tiny room about 33 feet (10 meters) below ground packed with offerings and personal effects that had remained undisturbed for nearly 4,500 years."

The middle-class tomb was found under a few bushes of marijuana, in the big desert of Sahara and the founders were stoned after they fired the bushes and that's why they stood there over 24 hours, just laughing. The incident was filmed from the satellite but the one who filmed it requested 22 million dollars for it.
Screw him!

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Why are fat girls considered sexy?

You see them in paintings (and they are loved by painters), you will find them in different types of movies where they are the main character, you will also find different sites about fat girls and many singers dedicates them songs. Why? What is sexy about them?
I love them too, but I don't explain myself why. I'm looking for answers.
Sure

Kurt Cobain's guitar found

Kurt Cobain's guitar was found dead - drowned in a river. The founder admitted that he saw when it was murdered but he said he doesn't know the person who did that. The police report say that the colour of the guitar was different because of the blood. It was a very big reward for Kurt Cobain's guitar but now no one will take it. Inside the guitar was found a letter with the words:

"This is not a form of suicide"

Scary

New joke 9/11

A man was standing and looking at the buildings in Bulgary. Suddenly, on the sky, an aeroplane was flying and crushed the building, and the driver of the aeroplane hit the ground. After this incident, the man said:
'Stupid country, stupid terrorist attack!'

Big Dinosaurs Had "Teen Sex" - National Geographic

"Big dinosaurs, like humans, reached sexual maturity during the messy growth spurts of adolescence, according to a new study.
The reproductive strategy of dinosaurs was unlike that of their reptilian ancestors or their bird descendants, the study concludes."

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And that's the reason why they died so early.

Why do Scottish people laugh when it's lightening?

Why do Scottish people laugh when it's lightening? Because they think somebody is taking a picture of them.