Kurt Cobain's guitar found

Kurt Cobain's guitar was found dead - drowned in a river. The founder admitted that he saw when it was murdered but he said he doesn't know the person who did that. The police report say that the colour of the guitar was different because of the blood. It was a very big reward for Kurt Cobain's guitar but now no one will take it. Inside the guitar was found a letter with the words:

"This is not a form of suicide"

Scary

New joke 9/11

A man was standing and looking at the buildings in Bulgary. Suddenly, on the sky, an aeroplane was flying and crushed the building, and the driver of the aeroplane hit the ground. After this incident, the man said:
'Stupid country, stupid terrorist attack!'

Big Dinosaurs Had "Teen Sex" - National Geographic

"Big dinosaurs, like humans, reached sexual maturity during the messy growth spurts of adolescence, according to a new study.
The reproductive strategy of dinosaurs was unlike that of their reptilian ancestors or their bird descendants, the study concludes."

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And that's the reason why they died so early.

Why do Scottish people laugh when it's lightening?

Why do Scottish people laugh when it's lightening? Because they think somebody is taking a picture of them.

Joke about the Internet

"The internet is the only place in the world where men are men, women are men and cute little girls are federal agents."

Dracula is coming to town!

In my journey through Transylvania I found out that Dracula is in fact the grand-grand-grand father of Tom Cruise. And the fact that he had never played the role of Dracula (even if he was asked to) is because he believes that his grand-grand-grand father was not a real person (vampire) even if he had drank blood. He also found out that the medallion that his grand-mother offered him, was the medallion of Dracula and in every evening with full moon, if he will wear the medallion, he will became a vampire. That's not all. Tom Cruise also knows that he has thousands of relatives because Dracula had 7 wives and 21 kids.

I'm glad some women can't have children!

Why? Because otherwise the kids in orphanages will not have parents. I respect those couples who make this big step and help those kids but also help themselves. I was thinking that God took the gift of giving birth to some women for them to chose to raise a kid without a family. I believe that those women are blessed with this gift and they are born to help that children not to live without parents.
Just think about it.
In the same time, those families who abandoned their children have an important part in this movie of life. I don't really understand them and I have no respect for them but like God said: we all have a place in his Garden.
It is also important to give birth but to offer a new life to every child, to offer parents, family.

The best joke ever been told!

I want to die like my grandfather, while I'm sleeping. Not scared and frightened like his passengers.

This is real art - Spray paint!

How many hours does it take to learn how to paint this?
You will see in this movie a guy who paints with spray. Maybe you have seen this before, but this is special. Why? Because he paints the road to the house of Cinderella , and that road begins in that river. It's true!

Michael Jackson is now black again!

"The most loved artist of all times, Michael Jackson suffered his last skin intervention after falling into a lake of ink. The pop star tells us: "I love you kids, I love you all!" This was his words after he decided to become black again. He also said that it is time for him to become a rap legend, because he had enough of this pop scene. After signing a contract with Dr Dre and Lil Bow Wow, he bought a gun and 23 kilos of gold.

His mother refused to believe this bullshit and called me to make him change his mind, but I wasn't in town at that time so Michael is now writing rap lyrics. This is an example of rhymes that Michael wrote:

"I'm Mike (Mike), I don' pee pee
I'm like (like) a bee bee bee
I am tough, I'm not fluffy
All you kids call me Mickey"